That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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