i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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