Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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