I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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