yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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