But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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