did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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