SEEEEXXX PLEASE
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
