We won't sleep together?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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