shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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