You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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