It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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