hotel room ftw
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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