so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
What drink are we having for lunch?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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