he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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