Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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