My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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