Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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