My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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