You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize