some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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