My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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