hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
