yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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