I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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