Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
