is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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