Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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