Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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