i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Randomize
