I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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