i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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