I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You don't make any sense
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