Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize