in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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