I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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