I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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