Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
now i know why i became what i already was.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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