how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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