yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I need to sanitize my soul.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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