this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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