don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
