Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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