Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
COCAINE IS GR8
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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