she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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