i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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