Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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