Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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