He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
