Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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