she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
