Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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