Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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